How stupid can our FBI be? The Geek Squad? That might be a good choice if they are looking for someone to tell you you need to reload windows, or are looking to find some reason to tell you you need a new computer, but not very likely to be able to pull this one off. How well do you think any evidence that is found on a computer will withstand a good defense lawyer? How much time do you think the FBI will spend chasing rabbits down endless rabbit holes? This will fail on 4th Amendment Rights before the first case hits the docket.