How Alfredo confronted Death as she screamed in his face: "Shut the fuck up!" Being very pretty, she demanded a single toe, nothing more, nothing less, for which he generously complied. Yet thoroughly unsatisfied, she demanded another token of his love, so he footed one more toe with a gracious smile. And another, she insisted, so he lopped off that one too. And one more, gladly my dear. Till the whole foot was gone, when she demanded a whole leg. "Fuck you!" Alfredo said. "Take it all bitch!"