It's not going to be easy. I envision clearing all the trees off my land, because what's a farm without some negative environmental impact? This plan turns out to be an immediate disaster. It involves leasing a tree-cutter, which I drive all the way to my farm before discovering it's "incompatible" with the trees on my land. So, I return it and buy a chainsaw, but even though I cut through a tree, it doesn't actually tip over. I ram it with my pickup truck (license plate ILOVECAKE). It still doesn't tip over.