I stood motionless in spice aisles all over Brooklyn searching for the answer. I read the labels of all the chicken-flavored everythings: ramen, Cup O\u2019 Noodles, soup mixes, Rice-a-Roni, seasoning blends. The information I found there was always the same, and never that helpful: natural flavors, artificial flavors, and MSG. I considered telling you all to buy an instant ramen package just to get the little pillow of spices inside and put that right on the popcorn. I watched this video that several people familiar with my struggle sent me and can tell you with 100% certainty that eating that amount of bouillon straight up would be the most unbelievably salty thing you\u2019ve ever put in your mouth.