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I am reviewing the subjunctive for a little quiz next week and as part of that I am reviewing verbs like gustar because of the indirect object pronoun that is used with those verbs. I think I understand most of them except the only two word example of a verb like gustar that I have seen, "volver loco". I know it means "to be crazy about" or perhaps more litterally "it makes me crazy". What I am not sure of is the idiom (how the words or phrases are used in a language). If I say "Me vuelva loco baloncesta" (I hope I got that translation/grammer about right), does it mean something like I love basketball (which I do as both a fan and a player at a very low amateurish level because I was a short, slow guy who could not jump until I continued to play until I became a very old, slow, short guy who could not jump) or does it mean something more like it drives me crazy like the way this site does because it has been crashing my browser about every three minutes?