Here is a small digression to explain my point of view. My mother tongue is french. The fact is that in french (maybe also in some other languages) the first name Clitorine exists as well as the last name Lecul. I guess that I don't really have to explain why the first name is awkward and for those that don't understand french your can translate the last name by "Theass". That's two of many weird (and old) names that exist in french.