By the end of your time with Dead Man's Chest you'll be wondering how many times you could have gone and seen the movie compared to the price of the game. You'll wonder why you saw it right through to the end, and ask yourself why the screenshots on the back of the box look absolutely nothing like the game within. Ultimately, you'll hope developers like Amaze don't go within 100 miles of a movie license ever again, and pray that BVG has the good sense to try harder next time. Consider yourself warned.