The Nerd: Number 4, skipping over water. There's parts where you have to get over water, and the only way to do this is to master the fragile art of skipping across on your butt. Think it looks easy? It's not. You have to run across in which the first three skips happen automatically, and after that, you fall in the water. You have to hit the jump button on the third skip. Your accuracy has to be a hundred percent perfect. I'm not even sure of the exact timing. Ever try to throw skipping stones and you can never do it, but one of your friends can do it just right? Who knows? It's just a skill that shouldn't be required in this game. Let's call this "topside aquatic ass".