2) It is off-off-off-off-topic Even setting aside the potentially subjective space of "professionalism", this website has a purpose. If your purpose is to make potentially offensive jokes (even on a small scale like this), perhaps you should head someplace else when you're of that mind. Perhaps we can't fault you for trying, but if you run up against the wall of everyone else's opinion, it's hard to argue that such things should rightfully remain here.